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My immediate reaction to this was not “Aww.” but rather, “YOU’RE MAD AT HIM, REMEMBER?”
(via fuckyesonceuponatime)
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“you’re real. you’re alive.”
;_____; ;__________;
(Source: officerparker, via fuckyesonceuponatime)
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Tennessee governor signs controversial "gateway sexual activity" bill
Sex ed — completely unsurprisingly, you’re doing it wrong.
(Source: delectablefoods)
What do the people know you as, hero?
Marion, The Dragon Paladin.
Jude, the Rune Rogue.
Charles, The Diplomatic Oracle.
Sol, The Soul Wizard.
Kaye, The World Merchant.
I thought that said “word merchant” and I was like YES GOOD and then I realized what it actually said. Sigh.
Drew, The Blessed Summoner.
I am okay with this.
Matthew, the Spiral Paladin
Kate, The Death Killer.
…please tell me someone else is laughing.
Alyssa, The Sexy Sniper.
lol, what.
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Laci Green in “Men & Femininity.” (x)
I saw a men’s deodorant commercial recently that advertised it as having “Moisturizing technology’. Because obviously if it just said it had moisturizers, that wouldn’t be manly enough.
(via tamlane)
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Who will you get?
Vulpix :D
Charizard >:)
You guys saw I got Blastoise. Give it a try!
o
Mew
Jigglypuff omg
<3<3<3
Glaceon
hell
fucking
yes
VULPIX BITCHEZZZZ
Megneton? Is this a typo or pokemon #490578934758943, some evolution of magneton I don’t know about yet?
UMBREON
UMBREON TOO
MATTHEW I THINK YOU’RE ACTUALLY ESPEON
IT WAS A LIE
…Psyduck.
(Source: textsfromwhedonverse)
Buffy runs across the school grounds. Cut into the halls. Buffy throws open the door and rushes in. As she rounds a corner the scene slows. Buffy runs down the hall in slow motion as Whistler narrates over the scene.
Whistler: Bottom line is, even if you see ‘em coming, you’re not ready for the big moments.
Buffy barges into the library and stops.
(via thebuffster)
